..and here's Tom with the Weather.

Okay, calm down.

I don't have first hand, exclusive knowledge of why Britney Spears is getting divorced from chancing dancer K-Fed.

I don't have fly-on-the-wall footage of war-wongering twat Donald Rumsfeld resigning

Furthermore, I don't know the reason why reality TV no-mark Jade Goody decided to punch a pensioner in a cinema.

Jesus, I don't even know why a bored squaddie decided to stick a lit firework in his poo-hole with disasterous consequences.....

But...

..but

However...

I did see a local TV weatherperson today!

Yep, that's right folks...In a shocking development this dude walked right past me in a corridor at approximately 3pm.

The weird thing is this:

It's not the first time that Friends of the Stars have rubbed shoulders with the Meteorological.

oh no....

A few years back we did an outdoor gig as part of Birmingham's Artsfest at the then newly opened BullRing shopping centre.

Before we regaled the assembled happy shoppers and festival-goers with our own brand of commercially inviable folk music we were introduced onto the stage by this lady

....

In summary then, the forecast for the coming month is: The album might get finished.

Back to you in the studio...

x

PS: The first person to correctly identify the musical reference in the title of this post will win something nice. Email info@friendsofthestars.co.uk with your answer. No googlin', y'hear!